Ethiopian Warplanes Attack Somalia, Save Western Civilization

If you haven't read it yet, the story copied below is just too good to pass up. Coincidentally, I was just reading John Lewis's "No Substitute for Victory" article in The Objective Standard (excellent, if you haven't read it--https://www.theobjectivestandard.com/issues/2006-winter/no-substitute-for-victory.asp), and reading the news story below I had to laugh out loud -- the Ethiopians are making his case:

"Ethiopian warplanes attacked Somalia today... Ethiopian officials said ...they
had run out of patience with the Islamist leaders, who have declared war on
Ethiopia and vowed to turn Somalia into a recruiting ground for anti-Ethiopian
fighters... "What did you expect us to do?" said Zemedkun Tekle, a spokesman for
Ethiopia's information ministry. "Wait for them to attack our cities?""

Well, the U.S. State Department and the Bush Administration would. They did. They are. But Zemedkun Tekle knows what to do:

""The Ethiopians are blowing things up all over the place," said Mohammed
Hussein Galgal, an Islamist commander... "

**Finally** an Islamic commander who is scared! The SOB has finally encountered some serious military might -- from the mighty world superpower of Ethiopia. If only Bush Jr. (as Andy Bernstein terms him, "the Little Shrub") would back this guy. What's Bush doing instead?

"...western diplomats had been urging Ethiopia to use restraint, ..."

cause we must be prepared to wage a loooonnngg war against the Islamists, Somalian or otherwise. Somehow, restraint always does that. However, Ethiopia's PM has other plans:

"Ethiopia's prime minister recently told American officials that he could wipe
out the Islamists "in one to two weeks."

You got that? Two weeks. Let me say that again: **two weeks**. Let's make this guy President of the United States! Here is a man with hair on his chest. Unlike the hairless Shrub (or Clinton, who couldn't defeat Somalia at all). Bush thinks Somalia and a few other Islamist states will take a few hundred years or so to defeat. (There's some gutsy leadership for you.) In contrast, as demonstration of what a man of action might do

"Ethiopian bombers blew up an Islamist recruitment center, killing several
civilians, and dropped bombs on Islamist troops hiding in the hills."

This Ethiopian PM is not even afraid of civilians! What could he do if we gave him some serious military power to shoot things up with? Single-handedly he could save Western Civilization and bring about the downfall of Islamists the world over -- and I bet it would be in **two weeks**. Without being afraid to say it. Screw "world opinion" or even the fears of the reporter here who opines that "a dreaded regional war has now begun".

This Ethiopian PM has my vote. Does he need authorization to attack from a 'coalition of the willing'? To hell with those waffling Euros, those wankless Frenchies and those nattering nabobs of negativism in our own country. Badges? He dun need no stinkin' badges. He'll just roll in wherever he sees a threat and blow things up all over the place. **Before** they attack our cities. Now that's what I call leadership.

(Anyone ever seen the movie or read "The Mouse That Roared"? From IMDB.com: "The story of how the tiny Duchy of Grand Fenwick waged war on the U.S. - and won." Their goal was to lose -- so they could have foreign aid lavished on their pathetic little country. So they sent a fishing boat with a squad of men armed with bows and arrows into Manhattan -- but everyone is underground during a civil defense drill. Searching for someone to surrender to, they discover a master nuclear scientist with a prototype of the world's most powerful bomb, and take him back to Grand Fenwick. The U.S. sues for peace, etc. The metaphor isn't perfect--yet--but somehow, I sense life is imitating art. Somewhere. Ethiopia, Iraq, Iran, whatever.)

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/24/world/africa/24cnd-somalia.html?hp&ex=1167022800&en=7190c64e905ada39&ei=5094&partner=homepageEthiopian

Warplanes Attack Somalia
By JEFFREY GETTLEMAN
Published: December 24, 2006

ZANZIBAR, TANZANIA, Dec. 24 - Ethiopian warplanes attacked Somalia today, destroying a recruiting center for Islamist fighters and solidifying fears that a dreaded regional war has now begun.

Islamic Forces Expand Attacks and Urge Muslims to Join War on Somalian Government (December 24, 2006) In the Third Day of Fighting in Somalia, Worries of a Sharp Escalation by Ethiopian Forces (December 23, 2006)According to witnesses, the warplanes bombarded several towns while Ethiopian tanks pushed aggressively into territory that had been controlled by Somalia's Islamist forces. That ignited fighting up and down the Somali coast, with Ethiopian troops locked in an escalating battle against Somalia's powerful Islamist movement.

"The Ethiopians are blowing things up all over the place," said Mohammed Hussein Galgal, an Islamist commander in Beledweyne, near the Ethiopian border. "Civilians have been killed, people are fleeing. But don't worry, we won't be defeated."

Ethiopian officials said today that they had run out of patience with the Islamist leaders, who have declared war on Ethiopia and vowed to turn Somalia into a recruiting ground for anti-Ethiopian fighters.

"What did you expect us to do?" said Zemedkun Tekle, a spokesman for Ethiopia's information ministry. "Wait for them to attack our cities?" Mr. Zemedkun said his country had initiated "counter-attack measures in the interests of protecting our sovereignty and stability."

Somalia has two rival governments - the weak, internationally recognized transitional government, marooned in the inland city of Baidoa, and the Islamist forces, a popular grassroots movement that controls much of the country, including the battle-scared seaside capital, Mogadishu.

Since the Islamists came to power in June, Ethiopia has been increasingly involved in internal Somali politics, trying to protect the transitional government from advances by the Islamist forces.

Heavy fighting erupted last week between the two sides, and witnesses said the teenage soldiers of the Islamists were no match for the more professional (and adult) forces of Ethiopia and the transitional government.

Ethiopia has the most powerful military in the region, trained by American advisors and funded by American aid. American officials have acknowledged that they tacitly supported Ethiopia's decision to send troops to Somalia because they felt it was the best way to check the growing power of the Islamists, whom American officials have accused of sheltering Al Qaeda terrorists. Until today, Ethiopian officials denied they had combat forces in Somalia, saying instead that their presence was limited to a few hundred military advisors.

That changed today when witnesses in several towns in Somalia reported seeing Ethiopian fighter planes shoot across the sky.

Residents of Beledweyne, which is controlled by the Islamists, said Ethiopian bombers blew up an Islamist recruitment center, killing several civilians, and dropped bombs on Islamists troops hiding in the hills.

Though western diplomats had been urging Ethiopia to use restraint, Ethiopia's attacks today did not come as a surprise. The question now seems to be if Ethiopia will go into Mogadishu and try to finish off the Islamist military, which many fear could spur a long and ugly insurgency, or simply deal them enough of a blow to force them back to the negotiating table with the transitional government. Ethiopia's prime minister recently told American officials that he could wipe out the Islamists " in one to two weeks."

What complicates the issue is the presence of other foreign troops inside Somalia and the rising potential for Somalia's neighbors to be dragged in. United Nations officials estimate that there are several thousand soldiers from Eritrea, Ethiopia's arch-enemy, fighting for the Islamists, along with a growing number of Muslim mercenaries from Yemen, Egypt, Syria and Libya who want to turn Somalia into the third front of jihad, after Iraq and Afghanistan. On Friday, residents of Mogadishu said they saw boatloads of armed men landing on the city's beaches.

Somalia and Ethiopia have had bad blood between them for years. Ethiopia has a long and storied Christian identity, while Somalia is almost purely Muslim. The two countries fought a costly war in 1977 and 1978, when Somali forces tried to reclaim a border area only to be routed by Ethiopian troops. Since then, Ethiopia has, on several occasions, teamed up with various clans in Somalia's interclan wars. Those wars led to the collapse of the central government in 1991, followed by 15 years of anarchy.